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Yes, yes it’s that time again. Dancing With the Stars, or as it’s quizzically referred to in acronyms DWTS, has returned with a brand new cast.

The new cast includes a politician for the first time, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. DeLay, strangely enough is still awaiting federal charges against him. In addition to DeLay,the rest of the cast is made up of your traditional list of B-list actors and actresses attempting to resuscitate their careers, athletes and reality stars whose 15 minutes of fame haven’t quite run out yet. Maybe it’s me, but it seems like people are pushing that 15 minutes a little longer than usual these days. Honestly, it seems like Andy Warhol is looking more and more prophetic. Thanks to reality television everybody really will be famous for 15 minutes. Hooray.

Below is the full list of the new cast for ABC’s Dancing With the Stars 2009. Enjoy.

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